Oldness / Sexiness
Unleash your inner silver fox with the shirt that makes the statement: I'm not getting older, I'm getting sexier! Embrace the wisdom and allure that comes with age because, let's face it, you were actually kind of a doofus when you were young.
Makes a great gag gift for any friend who’s retiring or turning any age with the big fat zero at the end, this shirt makes a great:
40th birthday gag gift
50th birthday gag gift
60th birthday gag gift
Retirement gag gift
The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land the structured look that every geriatric sexpot deserves. It sits nicely, maintains lines as sharp as your eyesight was at age 19, and goes perfectly with a speedo or tight leather pants. So trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Unleash your inner silver fox with the shirt that makes the statement: I'm not getting older, I'm getting sexier! Embrace the wisdom and allure that comes with age because, let's face it, you were actually kind of a doofus when you were young.
Makes a great gag gift for any friend who’s retiring or turning any age with the big fat zero at the end, this shirt makes a great:
40th birthday gag gift
50th birthday gag gift
60th birthday gag gift
Retirement gag gift
The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land the structured look that every geriatric sexpot deserves. It sits nicely, maintains lines as sharp as your eyesight was at age 19, and goes perfectly with a speedo or tight leather pants. So trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Unleash your inner silver fox with the shirt that makes the statement: I'm not getting older, I'm getting sexier! Embrace the wisdom and allure that comes with age because, let's face it, you were actually kind of a doofus when you were young.
Makes a great gag gift for any friend who’s retiring or turning any age with the big fat zero at the end, this shirt makes a great:
40th birthday gag gift
50th birthday gag gift
60th birthday gag gift
Retirement gag gift
The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land the structured look that every geriatric sexpot deserves. It sits nicely, maintains lines as sharp as your eyesight was at age 19, and goes perfectly with a speedo or tight leather pants. So trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!