About Kringee Tees

Sure. You're over 40, maybe over 50. Some people say you're mature. Well, here's your chance to prove that wrong. You are still very immature.

Our designs are perfect for you when you want to say, “Yeah. I’m handsome and distinguished, but I still haven’t lost my sense of humor. Wait. It was here next to my keys… What was I looking for again?”

These tees also make great gifts for that older dude in your life who’s turning the big 40, 50, 60 and other birthdays with a big overweight zero at the end. Maybe he’s becoming a dad or gradpa. Maybe it’s for Father’s Day, a retirement party, or any other celebration where you want to show a guy how much you love him, but also remind him how friggin’ old he is.

Kringee Tees. Show how mature you really are.

Our History

I told my pre-teen kids about some ideas I had for t-shirt slogans. I didn't tell them that I had been carrying these ideas around in a ratty old notebook since before they were born. After I read them each idea, they just looked at each other and then turned to me and said, "Those ideas are cringey, Dad." That's how Kringee Tees was born.

So, maybe if you buy some of these shirts, I can say to my kids. “Hey, maybe not so cringey after all, huh? Oh you want to borrow some this money I made from these shirts? No. This money is too cringey for you kids.”

—Mr. Kringee