Hey You Kids

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Ah! That great American tradition: that grouchy old man who yells at the neighborhood kids anytime they’re having fun. Now that you’re all grown up, guess what? With this great shirt, you get to be that old man. Enjoy!

This is a great gag gift for any friend who’s retiring or turning an age where fun is a noisy and annoying thing that interrupts your favorite news program or game show. This shirt makes a great:

  • 40th birthday gag gift

  • 50th birthday gag gift

  • 60th birthday gag gift

  • Retirement gag gift

The structured 100% cotton men's classic tee maintains lines as sharp as the ones you shout at those meddling youngsters. It goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits like polyester pants and black socks with sandals. So trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Ah! That great American tradition: that grouchy old man who yells at the neighborhood kids anytime they’re having fun. Now that you’re all grown up, guess what? With this great shirt, you get to be that old man. Enjoy!

This is a great gag gift for any friend who’s retiring or turning an age where fun is a noisy and annoying thing that interrupts your favorite news program or game show. This shirt makes a great:

  • 40th birthday gag gift

  • 50th birthday gag gift

  • 60th birthday gag gift

  • Retirement gag gift

The structured 100% cotton men's classic tee maintains lines as sharp as the ones you shout at those meddling youngsters. It goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits like polyester pants and black socks with sandals. So trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Ah! That great American tradition: that grouchy old man who yells at the neighborhood kids anytime they’re having fun. Now that you’re all grown up, guess what? With this great shirt, you get to be that old man. Enjoy!

This is a great gag gift for any friend who’s retiring or turning an age where fun is a noisy and annoying thing that interrupts your favorite news program or game show. This shirt makes a great:

  • 40th birthday gag gift

  • 50th birthday gag gift

  • 60th birthday gag gift

  • Retirement gag gift

The structured 100% cotton men's classic tee maintains lines as sharp as the ones you shout at those meddling youngsters. It goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits like polyester pants and black socks with sandals. So trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!