Fiber
Fiber. It’s What’s for Dinner. That’s the thing about gettng old, isn’t it? No more cheeseburgers on a fluffy white bun at 1:00 AM for you. No. You will have the kale salad and you will like it. Never mind how your jaw hurts after all that chewing.
For any friend who’s retiring or turning an age with a big zero at the end, this shirt makes a great:
40th birthday gag gift
50th birthday gag gift
60th birthday gag gift
Retirement gag gift
The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land that structured look that only strong plant fibers can give you. It sits nicely, maintains lines as sharp as a stray sunflower seed that jabs between your teeth, and goes perfectly with the green goddess dressing you’re going to spill down the front. So trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Fiber. It’s What’s for Dinner. That’s the thing about gettng old, isn’t it? No more cheeseburgers on a fluffy white bun at 1:00 AM for you. No. You will have the kale salad and you will like it. Never mind how your jaw hurts after all that chewing.
For any friend who’s retiring or turning an age with a big zero at the end, this shirt makes a great:
40th birthday gag gift
50th birthday gag gift
60th birthday gag gift
Retirement gag gift
The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land that structured look that only strong plant fibers can give you. It sits nicely, maintains lines as sharp as a stray sunflower seed that jabs between your teeth, and goes perfectly with the green goddess dressing you’re going to spill down the front. So trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Fiber. It’s What’s for Dinner. That’s the thing about gettng old, isn’t it? No more cheeseburgers on a fluffy white bun at 1:00 AM for you. No. You will have the kale salad and you will like it. Never mind how your jaw hurts after all that chewing.
For any friend who’s retiring or turning an age with a big zero at the end, this shirt makes a great:
40th birthday gag gift
50th birthday gag gift
60th birthday gag gift
Retirement gag gift
The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land that structured look that only strong plant fibers can give you. It sits nicely, maintains lines as sharp as a stray sunflower seed that jabs between your teeth, and goes perfectly with the green goddess dressing you’re going to spill down the front. So trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!